| Two drunks, Santa and Banta were trying to figure out how to get some drinks for free. They only had a fifty rupees in change between them. "I`ve got it, follow me." said Santa man. They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. "We`ll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I`ll unzip my fly and pull out the hot dog. You drop to your knees and pretend to suck me off." Banta agrees to this and they start thier rounds. When they get to the bar, they sit down and have a beer. The bartender tells them, "That will be hundred rupees." Santa stands up and upzips his fly. Banta drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot-dog. "You faggots!", screams the bartender. "Get the hell out of here!" They run out and go to another bar and order drinks and when the bartender asks for money, Santa unzips his fly, and Banta drops to his knees. The bartender throws them out. After the sixth bar Banta complains, "This isn`t working out so well, My knees are killing me!" "You think you`ve had it bad..", Santa exclaims. "I lost the hotdog 4 bars ago!" |