| Santa was having coffee and sandwich with butter and jam in a diner when a Chinese, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Santa politely ignored the Chinese, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. Chinese snapped his gum and said, "You Indians eat the whole bread?" Santa frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The Chinese blew a huge bubble. "We don`t. In China we only eat what`s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The Chinese had a smirk on his face. Santa listened in silence. The Chinese persisted. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, Santa replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Chinese said, "We don`t. In China, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to India." Santa then asked, "Do you have sex in China?" The Chinese smiled and said, "Why? Of course we do." Santa leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was Santa`s turn to smile. "We don`t. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Chinese." |