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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner, Banta.
After some wheeling and dealing they settled for Rs 35,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn`t dance a single step!"
"Well," said Banta, "Did you remember to light a candle under the pot?"
- Dying wish The company owner is dying and calls in his lawyer and his accountant.
The owner says, 'I am dying and I want to take my money with me. At my funeral put these envelopes in my coffin.'
So at the funeral, the lawyer and the accountant put the envelopes in the coffin. But, on the way home the lawyer felt bad and... - Too fast !! A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets.
After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace.
After about six more weeks, the snail... -
Childbirth ! Santa`s son was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, Jeeto, 'How was I born?'
'Well dear...' said the embarrassed Jeeto, 'the stork brought you to us.'
'Oh,' said the boy, 'and how did you and... - Embarrasing ! A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
'Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?'
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, 'No... - Surpise gift!! Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
'Guess what it is!' said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed...