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    A man walked up to Santa`s farm house and knocks on the door. When Mrs Santa, Jeeto, opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
    Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, Jeeto screamed at him and told him to leave.
    Later that evening, Jeeto told Santa of the incident. He said he`d stay home the following day just in case the man returned.
    Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. Santa hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.
    When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
    "Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
  • Recycling! Santa was having coffee and sandwich with butter and jam in a diner when a Chinese, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
    Santa politely ignored the Chinese, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. Chinese snapped his gum and said, 'You Indians eat the whole bread?'
    Santa frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied...
  • Hotdog !! Two drunks, Santa and Banta were trying to figure out how to get some drinks for free. They only had a fifty rupees in change between them.
    'I`ve got it, follow me.' said Santa man.
    They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun.
    'We`ll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I`ll unzip my fly and pull out...
  • Relay team A young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she`s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
    After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly...
  • Ghost love A visiting professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 50 students raise their hands.
    'Well that`s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?'
    About 35 students raise their hands.
    'That`s really good. I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone...
  • Banta and Jeeto Banta goes over to Santa`s house, rings the bell. Santa`s wife, Jeeto answers.
    'Hi, is Santa home?'
    'No, he went to the store.'
    'Well, you mind if I wait?' 'No come in.'
    They sit down and Banta says, 'You know Jeeto, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I`d give you...
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