| A blonde joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot girl walks by him; the blonde gets a hard-on. Girl, "Sir, did you call for me? Blonde, "No, I just got here." Girl, "You must be new here; it`s a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me." The gilr lays down and lets the blonde have his way with her. The blonde gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him. Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?" Blonde, "No, I just got here." Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The blode rushes back to the receptionist... Blonde, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500." Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...." Blonde (Rudely interrupting), "Listen lady, I am 60 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 20 times a day. No thanks!" |