What a way to die

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    A Blonde was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
    "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
    As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
    While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
    "No!" she shrieked, aghast.
    So, he dropped her.
    As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
    "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
    He dropped her, too.
    The poor blonde prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.
    "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
    "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
  • Sad Santa A young man graduated from University with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Because he grew up on a farm, he went back to the country to do his research.
    He went to Santa`s house, introduced himself to and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.
    The young man asked, 'Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?'
    Santa thought for a minute and said...
  • Cheating A man walked up to Santa`s farm house and knocks on the door. When Mrs Santa, Jeeto, opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
    Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, Jeeto screamed at him and...
  • Income taxes! One day, this man, Robert, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Robert decided...
  • Recycling! Santa was having coffee and sandwich with butter and jam in a diner when a Chinese, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
    Santa politely ignored the Chinese, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. Chinese snapped his gum and said, 'You Indians eat the whole bread?'
    Santa frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied...
  • Hotdog !! Two drunks, Santa and Banta were trying to figure out how to get some drinks for free. They only had a fifty rupees in change between them.
    'I`ve got it, follow me.' said Santa man.
    They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun.
    'We`ll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I`ll unzip my fly and pull out...
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