Robotic Secretary

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    Santa goes to meet his notorious techno-geek friend in his office.
    "Hey, Santa, how are you?"
    "I`m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!", says Santa
    "Well, I`m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she`s a robot!"
    "No way, how could that be?", says Santa
    "Way! She`s the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that`s not all, she can have sex, too!"
    "You`re kidding, right?"
    "No, she`s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."
    So, Santa takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while.
    Suddenly, Santa`s friend hears Santa screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
    Santa`s friend says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
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