| "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President cried. "My people`s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Bush, the Russian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied Putin. "I do need your help" said Mr. Bush. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I`ll get right on it," said Putin. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" "No problem," replied Putin Mr. Bush hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Russians will fall for anything. Putin hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to America?" "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company. "Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said Putin. "Print `MADE IN Russia`, SIZE: SMALL on each one." |