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    Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.
    Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.
    So the poor guy always had to jump out at stations to fetch water and eatables. By the time he reached his destination, Santa was really pepped up and ran straight to the station master`s office to lodge a complaint. This is what he wrote.
    "Please see to it that there is no last compartment in any train. If you still insist on having a last compartment, please put it somewhere in the middle".
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