| Santa goes to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What`s the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn`t be better. These young nurses are really wonderful." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o`clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.... and that`s it. I go out like a light." Santa is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I`m told you`re giving an 90-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can`t be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o`clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed." |