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    There was a gentleman, Banta, living in a small village who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well there weren`t too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast.
    But low and behold, Banta finally found a rather healthy-looking and slightly fat young girl who recently had given birth who was willing to help him out- for a price.
    Banta was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a new born baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate.
    The first day was a bit awkward as Banta showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suck on the woman`s breast. Well weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade.
    One day, the woman realized that Banta`s sucking was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice,she said, "Is there anything else you`d like?"
    Banta paused in his sucking for a moment and looked up at her.
    "Yeah," he said finally. "Can I have a cookie with my milk?"
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