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    Santa is going out of town and needs to board his horse for a couple of months.
    So he asks a local farmer about it and the farmer says, "Sure, but I charge rupess 500 per week, and I keep the manure."
    Santa told him that he can`t afford this much, so the farmer refers him to another farmer, down the road.
    When approached with the request, the farmer said said, "Yup, I can do it for rupees 400 a week, and I keep the manure."
    This is still too much for our Santa, and the farmer suggests that he try Banta.
    . When our desperate Santa asks Banta, he is surprised to hear, "Sure. I`ll be glad to do it for rupees 50 per month."
    With delight, Santa exclaimed, "WOW! I suppose for that price you`ll want to keep the manure."
    Banta looked at Santa with kind of a squint, and says, "For Rupees 50 a month, there ain`t gonna be none!"
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    Banta: Is there a problem Officer?
    Cop: Sir, you were speeding.
    Banta: Oh I see.
    Cop: Can I see your licence please?
    Banta: I`d give it to you but...
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    So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to...
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    'Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing.'
    The woman says, 'Oh just fine Father, come on in and we`ll have some tea.'
    While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices...
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    The first says, 'Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.'Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states...
  • No risks Santa went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Santa`s mother-in-law died.
    With the death certificate in hand, Santa went to the Indian Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to Punjab, India for a proper funeral ceremony.
    The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Santa...
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