| Santa moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I`m going to have a farm, I`d might as well have animals on it." So Santa got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks for Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So Santa bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck. He continued on his way until he spotted another sign saying, "Pullets for sale." Santa pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." Santa thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses for Sale." He pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer replied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he`ll sit down and won`t move until you scratch his belly." Santa thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and his truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire. A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if he needed help. Santa, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, "Yes, I need help. Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass???" |