| A family of whales was swimming around on a nice day. Suddenly a boat with harpooners came and killed the baby whale. A few years went by and the same boat came around again. When the father whale saw it, he said that they should pay those bastards back for killing their son. He turned to the wife and said, "Lets go under the boat and blow as hard as we can then tip the boat over." The wife agreed, so they went under the boat and blew as hard as they could and tipped the boat over. They went back to the top and saw all of the men swimming to rafts and grabbing life jackets. The dad whale says, "We didn`t do enough to them to pay them back, lets go eat some of them now." The wife said, "Now hold on a minute I agreed to the blow job but I`m not going to swallow any sea men." |