| Santa leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he`s stopped by a police officer. The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, "Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?" Santa replied, "I`m sorry, I can`t do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air." "In that case, I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test." Santa said, "I can`t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death". The officer said, `Then you`ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line." "Can`t do that either," said Santa The officer was getting irritated. "And why not?" "Because I`m dead drunk." |