Santa and his wife, Jeeto were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that Jeeto should try prostitution as an extra source of income. Santa drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked Jeeto how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask Santa. He told her to tell the client Rs 2000. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That was too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob?" Jeeto asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask Santa how much. Santa said, "Ask for Rs 800". Jeeto ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing Jeeto noticed that the man was really well hung. She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which Santa asked, "Now what?" Jeeto replied, "Can I borrow Rs 1200?" |