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    Santa and his wife, Jeeto were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that Jeeto should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
    Santa drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
    A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked Jeeto how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask Santa.
    He told her to tell the client Rs 2000. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That was too much!"
    He then asked, "How much for a handjob?"
    Jeeto asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask Santa how much.
    Santa said, "Ask for Rs 800".
    Jeeto ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing Jeeto noticed that the man was really well hung.
    She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which Santa asked, "Now what?"
    Jeeto replied, "Can I borrow Rs 1200?"
  • Helping hand Santa moved out to the country to become a farmer.
    He said to himself, 'Well, since I`m going to have a farm, I`d might as well have animals on it.'
    So Santa got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, 'Cocks for Sale.'
    He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock...
  • Wedding night Being a virgin, Banta was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend Santa, who was quite the local Romeo.
    'Just relax, Banta,' counseled Santa. 'After all, you grew up on a farm- just do like the...
  • Nursing the Cure There was a gentleman, Banta, living in a small village who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well there weren`t too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast.
    But low and behold, Banta finally found a rather healthy-looking and slightly fat young girl who recently had given birth who was willing to help him...
  • Stops rolling! Santa goes to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
    'How are you grandpa?' he asks.
    'Feeling fine,' says the old man.
    'What`s the food like?'
    'Terrific, wonderful menus.'
    'And the...
  • Helping hand!! Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals.
    'I`ll take one of these,' he said to the farmer.
    'What is it?'
    Well, to me it`s a cock, but to you it`s a rooster,' said the farmer.
    'I`ll take one of these, too,' said the city boy.
    'What is...
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