Accident

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    A bloke is driving around in the Australian bush and because it`s Australia his truck has got a `roo bar` on the front that protects it if he hits a kangaroo.
    Suddenly he hits something, so he gets out and sees that there`s a pig wedged between his `roo bar` and his truck.
    He tries to get it out but it`s stuck tight, so he gets on his CB radio and asks for advice.
    `Breaker breaker. I`ve got a pig stuck behind my `roo bar. How can I get it out?`
    A reply comes back, `Just slice open the pig and let the guts spill out. The pig will fall out.`
    So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls straight out. `OK, I`ve cut open the pig and it`s out, but now I`ve got another problem.`
    `What is it now?` says the bloke on the radio.
    `What do I do with his motorcycle and helmet?`
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