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    Banta and Preeto decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Mumbai. When they entered the hotel and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. Banta brushed her off."
    Preeto objected, "That young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
    "Preeto, she`s a prostitute."
    "I don`t believe you. That sweet young thing?"
    "Let`s go up to our room and I`ll prove it."
    In their room, Banta called down to the desk and asked for that girl to come to room 326.
    "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
    Soon, there was a knock on the door. Banta opened it and girl walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
    Banta asked, "How much do you charge?"
    "Ten thousand basic rate, three thousand tips for special services."
    Even Banta was taken aback. "Ten thousand !! I was thinking more in the range of two thousand." Girl laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
    "Well," said Banta, "I guess we can`t do business. Goodbye."
    After she left, Preeto came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can`t believe it!"
    Banta said, "Let`s forget it. We`ll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
    At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, that girl came up behind Banta, pointed slyly at Preeto, and said, "See what you get for rupees two thousand !"
  • Drunk driving Santa leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he`s stopped by a police officer.
    The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, 'Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?'
    Santa replied, 'I`m sorry, I can`t...
  • Fastest thing Santa was one of the four persons who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. The Company decided to fly them all in for dinner and a final interview.
    Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the company told them that all were very worthy applicants, and that he wished he could hire them all, but that they only had enough money budgeted to hire one person. He told them that...
  • Irregularities A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.
    He asked if they had a license and, when they didn`t, sent them off to get one.
    They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out that...
  • Final exam The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, Little Johnny came rushing in and asked the teacher for an exam booklet.
    'You`re not going to have...
  • Unaffordable Santa is going out of town and needs to board his horse for a couple of months.
    So he asks a local farmer about it and the farmer says, 'Sure, but I charge rupess 500 per week, and I keep the manure.'
    Santa told him that he can`t afford this, so the farmer refers him to...
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