| An Englishman, a Pakistani, and our Banta are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. First of all it was the turn of the Englishman, so he walked to the podium. To the surprise of all starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes, the Pakistani and Banta ask him what was he up to. "Well," he explained, "by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen." Now it was the turn of the Pakistani. On his way up to the podium the Pakistani thought to himself I`ll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well," he explained, "by imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen." On his way up to the podium our Banta thought to himself I`ll go one further than those two stupids and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. Everyboby over there was suprised. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well," he explained, "by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...... |