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Banta is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him was his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis Banta had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Banta said to his companion, "how did his penis get to be this size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked Banta to his assistant on his return.
He said, " `There`s nothing wrong with my penis. `Doesn`t your`s shrink in cold water?`"
- Great pleasure ! An Englishman, a Pakistani, and our Banta are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of all starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Pakistani and Banta ask him what was he up to.
'Well,' he explained, 'by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and... - Financial crunch Santa and his wife, Jeeto were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that Jeeto should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
Santa drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked Jeeto how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and - Whale revenge A family of whales was swimming around on a nice day. Suddenly a boat with harpooners came and killed the baby whale.
A few years went by and the same boat came around again. When the father whale saw it, he said that they should pay those bastards back for killing their son.
He turned to the wife and said, 'Lets go under the boat and blow... - Helping hand Santa moved out to the country to become a farmer.
He said to himself, 'Well, since I`m going to have a farm, I`d might as well have animals on it.'
So Santa got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, 'Cocks for Sale.'
He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock... - Wedding night Being a virgin, Banta was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend Santa, who was quite the local Romeo.
'Just relax, Banta,' counseled Santa. 'After all, you grew up on a farm- just do like the...