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Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader`s store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one`s supplies, he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. Santa and Banta asked, "What`s that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you`re going there are no women and you might need this."
They said, "No way! We`ve sworn off women for life!"
The trader said, "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don`t use them I`ll refund your money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year Santa guy came into the trader`s store and said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said, "Weren`t you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah," said Santa
. "Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him," said Santa.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
- Turn on! There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and our Santa sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The Englishman says to the Frenchman, 'So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?'
'Well,' says the Frenchman, 'After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her... - Great pleasure ! An Englishman, a Pakistani, and our Banta are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of all starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Pakistani and Banta ask him what was he up to.
'Well,' he explained, 'by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and... - Financial crunch Santa and his wife, Jeeto were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that Jeeto should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
Santa drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked Jeeto how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and - Whale revenge A family of whales was swimming around on a nice day. Suddenly a boat with harpooners came and killed the baby whale.
A few years went by and the same boat came around again. When the father whale saw it, he said that they should pay those bastards back for killing their son.
He turned to the wife and said, 'Lets go under the boat and blow... - Helping hand Santa moved out to the country to become a farmer.
He said to himself, 'Well, since I`m going to have a farm, I`d might as well have animals on it.'
So Santa got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, 'Cocks for Sale.'
He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock...