Banta was a Casanova of his village he had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn`t matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Preeto, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Banta wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on the wedding night she was very impressed with sex. Preeto told Banta that she did not know a man was built that way.
What a wonderful thing men had to please women. Banta did not want her to think that all men were the same, so he told her, `I tell you something, Honey, I am the only man in the world with such a thing.`
Preeto believed him. Banta was a sheep herder and had to go to the hills for weeks at a time. He had been gone for a couple of weeks when he came back and began to look for his new bride. When he got to their hut she wasn`t there. He then went down through the village looking for her.
`Preeto, Preeto, where are you?`
Finally, he meets up with her on the street. Mary appears to be very angry and frustrated.
`You son-of-a-bitch, you bastard, you good for nothing!!` and begins to hit and fight with Banta.
`Hey, what`s the matter baby, what did I do? I didn`t do nothing. Why are you mad at me?` Bantar asks.
Preeto says, `Yeah, you asshole, you know Santa, the lazy one from across the street? Well, he has one also` and she points to his genitals.
Banta thinks about it, she must have seen this guy taking a leak.
`Hey Honey, I tell you something, you know what? Santa, he is my best friend. I used to have two of them and since he is my friend, I give him one.`
Banta is all smiles and goes over to hug Preeto.
Preeto is now angrier and begins to punch him over and over. `You stupid man, you dumb ass,` she yells at him, `YOU GAVE HIM THE BEST ONE!!` |
Enough supplies! Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.