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One misty morning Banta was driving through the hills to Delhi. Suddenly out of the mist, a man stepped into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet five, has a huge red beard and has the appearance of a walking wardrobe.
At the roadside there also stands a young woman. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion, black hair... heart stopping, looking ever so modestly at her feet.
Banta stops and stares, and his attention is only distracted from the lovely girl when the man opens the car door and drags him from his seat onto the road and shouts, "Right, I want you to come over to those trees over ther and I want you to masturbate !"
"W-what??" stammers Banta.
"Do it now...or I`ll bluddy, well... kill you!"
So Banta goes over to the trees with the man-marching him, turns his back on the girl, drops his trousers and starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl on the roadside this doesn`t take him long.
"Right" snarls the man, "Do it again!"
"But..." says Banta.
"Now!"
So Banta does it again.
"Do it again" demands the man.
This goes on for nearly two hours. The hapless Banta gets cramps in both arms, he has rubbed himself raw, his sight is failing and despite the cold wind has collapsed in a sweating, gibbering heap on the ground, unable to stand.
"Do it again" says the man.
"It`s no use" Banta sobbed, I can`t do it anymore - you`ll just have to kill me", whimpers Banta. The man looks down at the pathetic soul slumped on the roadside.
"All right laddie," he says kindly, "NOW, please can you can give my daughter a lift to Delhi?".
- Dirty words This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, 'Honey, I`ll be right back...'
'Where are you going coochy cooh...?', asked the wife. 'I`m going to the bar, pretty face. I`m going to have a beer.'
The wife says to him, 'You want... -
Enough supplies! Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader`s store and told him, 'Give us... - Shrinkage! Banta is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him was his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
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The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of all starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Pakistani and Banta ask him what was he up to.
'Well,' he explained, 'by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and...