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    A man told his confessor that he`d had at it with his cat, and that it was better than a woman.
    "How did you do it?"
    "I took him by front paws and went right in."
    Later, the man came back again and confessed the same sin again.
    "It`s a lie!" Cried the priest. "I tried, and got scratched." He closed the confessional.
  • Privates on parade?? Mr Smith hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed that his fly was open.
    On leaving the room she said...
  • Communication Centre... A blonde goes into the world wide communication center. She wants to send a message to her mother in Poland.
    When the man tells her it will be $300 she says loudly, 'I don`t have any money... But I would do ANYTHING to get...
  • What a feeling... A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her placeand things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again. So the girl tells him...
  • The biggest branch During the war, three mothers met on a London street, and it turned that each had a daughter in the armed forces.
    The first one said, 'My daughter is doing very...
  • A dwarf lady.... A little dwarf lady goes into her doctors office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, 'I do not seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any...
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