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Santa, a recent immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"
The next batter connected heavily with the ball and our Santa stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un you lazy. R-r-run!"
A third batter slammed a hit and again Santa, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un you lazy, r-r-run will you."
"The next batter`s count went to three and two. As the next pitch went outside the plate, he held his swing.
The umpire called a walk and our Santa stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un you lazy, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn`t have to run, he`s got four balls."
After this explanation our Santa stood up in disbelief and screamed, "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"
- The best one! Banta was a Casanova of his village he had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn`t matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Preeto, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Banta wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on the wedding night...
- Dirty words This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, 'Honey, I`ll be right back...'
'Where are you going coochy cooh...?', asked the wife. 'I`m going to the bar, pretty face. I`m going to have a beer.'
The wife says to him, 'You want... -
Enough supplies! Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader`s store and told him, 'Give us... - Shrinkage! Banta is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him was his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in 'playful activities' with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in the... - Turn on! There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and our Santa sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The Englishman says to the Frenchman, 'So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?'
'Well,' says the Frenchman, 'After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her...