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A man was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, Banta, "I just can`t get over having three balls."
"Three Balls?!?!?!? We can make a FORTUNE together!!!" Banta said
"How?", Banta`s friend asked, as a smile returned to his face.
"We`ll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the bartender, you have five balls. We can`t miss!"
"Let`s do it!" Banta`s friend said.
So they went to the nearest bar and ordered a few beers. They quickly got friendly with the crowd. Then they offered to bet rupees ten thousand each person that between Banta`s friend and the bartender, they had five balls.
Nearly everyone rushed over to take the bet. But the bartender was shaking his head.
"You don`t mind being part of this bet, do you?" Banta friend asked.
"Not at all," said the bartender. "I`m very impressed! Up until now, I`ve never met anyone with four balls. I`ve only got one!"
- Lift !! One misty morning Banta was driving through the hills to Delhi. Suddenly out of the mist, a man stepped into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet five, has a huge red beard and has the appearance of a walking wardrobe.
At the roadside there also stands a young woman. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion, black... - The best one! Banta was a Casanova of his village he had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn`t matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Preeto, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Banta wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on the wedding night...
- Dirty words This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, 'Honey, I`ll be right back...'
'Where are you going coochy cooh...?', asked the wife. 'I`m going to the bar, pretty face. I`m going to have a beer.'
The wife says to him, 'You want... -
Enough supplies! Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader`s store and told him, 'Give us... - Shrinkage! Banta is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him was his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in 'playful activities' with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in the...