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    A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver`s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
    He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.
    "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asked.
    The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
    So he opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly, silver hair.
    She said, "That silver hair is proof enough for me," and processed his Social Security application.
    When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
    She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
  • Betting A man was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, Banta, 'I just can`t get over having three balls.'`Three Balls?!?!?!? We can make a FORTUNE together!!!'
    'How?', Banta`s friend asked, as a smile returned to his face.
    'We`ll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the bartender, you have five...
  • Four balls ! Santa, a recent immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, 'Run...run!'
    The next batter connected heavily with the ball and our Santa stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, 'R-r-r-un you lazy. R-r-run!'
    A third batter slammed a hit and again Santa, obviously pleased with his...
  • Lift !! One misty morning Banta was driving through the hills to Delhi. Suddenly out of the mist, a man stepped into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet five, has a huge red beard and has the appearance of a walking wardrobe.
    At the roadside there also stands a young woman. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion, black...
  • The best one! Banta was a Casanova of his village he had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn`t matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Preeto, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Banta wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on the wedding night...
  • Dirty words This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, 'Honey, I`ll be right back...'
    'Where are you going coochy cooh...?', asked the wife. 'I`m going to the bar, pretty face. I`m going to have a beer.'
    The wife says to him, 'You want...
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