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Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided that she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man`s room and left them to their business.
After Santa and Banta were finished, they started for home and got to talking. Banta said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?"
Santa replied, "I think mine was a witch."
Banta asked, "How`s that?"
"Well," said Santa, "When I nibbled on her breast... she passed gas and flew out the window!"
- Right rhythm ! On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent`s house to visit her 95 year oldgrandmother and comfort her.
When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on... - Hats Away A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand, and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing... - Handicapped!! A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver`s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very... - Lack of allowance An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the English man`s wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn`t wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily...
- Betting A man was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, Banta, 'I just can`t get over having three balls.'`Three Balls?!?!?!? We can make a FORTUNE together!!!'
'How?', Banta`s friend asked, as a smile returned to his face.
'We`ll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the bartender, you have five...