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Banta applied to join a nudist club.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It`s quite simple," said the club secretary, "we take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said Banta, "...count me in!!!"
So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.
Banta bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry,... You`ve had two warnings!"
- Old couple An old widow and widower get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to live through their wedding day and night.
After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel. Both are very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress... -
A witch Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used 'blow-up' dolls instead. She put... - Placement !! Once upon a time, there were two guys Santa and Banta who wanted to pick up women on a beach.
Banta had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Santa had no success.
Santa: 'Banta! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?'
Banta: 'Well, I`ll tell you! But it`s a... - Right rhythm ! On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent`s house to visit her 95 year oldgrandmother and comfort her.
When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on... - Hats Away A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand, and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing...