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Concerned about her relationship, Jeeto approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I`m getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I`m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here`s something you can try. On the wedding night, when you`re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it`s your virginity snapping."
Jeeto loves this idea and knows her hubby, Santa, will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. Jeeto gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with Santa.
Things begin to progress, Santa "slips it in," and she snaps the elastic band.
Santa asks, "What the heck was that?"
Jeeto explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
Santa cries out, "Well snap it again, it got my balls!"
- Warnings !! Banta applied to join a nudist club.
'Exactly what do you do here?' he asked.
'It`s quite simple,' said the club secretary, 'we take off all our clothes and commune with nature.'
'Cool,' said Banta, '...count me in!!!'
So he paid his membership fee, took off his... - Breasts A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.
He says, 'Doc, I think I`m hung up on women`s breasts.'
The psychiatrist says, 'We`ll see. I`ll give you a quick word-association test. I`ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind.
The doctor says, '2 Eggs.'
The guy says, 'Boobs... - Old couple An old widow and widower get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to live through their wedding day and night.
After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel. Both are very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress... -
A witch Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used 'blow-up' dolls instead. She put... - Placement !! Once upon a time, there were two guys Santa and Banta who wanted to pick up women on a beach.
Banta had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Santa had no success.
Santa: 'Banta! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?'
Banta: 'Well, I`ll tell you! But it`s a...