-
It`s 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table.
A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree.
She says, "I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I`m bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. Santa and Banta just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally Santa asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
Banta answers, "I don`t know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"
- Fridays!! One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowingin despair, he has his first meeting with The Devil.
The Devil: Why so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I`m in hell.
The Devil: Hell`s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... Do you drink?
Guy: Sure, I love to... - Warnings !! Banta applied to join a nudist club.
'Exactly what do you do here?' he asked.
'It`s quite simple,' said the club secretary, 'we take off all our clothes and commune with nature.'
'Cool,' said Banta, '...count me in!!!'
So he paid his membership fee, took off his... - Breasts A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.
He says, 'Doc, I think I`m hung up on women`s breasts.'
The psychiatrist says, 'We`ll see. I`ll give you a quick word-association test. I`ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind.
The doctor says, '2 Eggs.'
The guy says, 'Boobs... - Old couple An old widow and widower get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to live through their wedding day and night.
After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel. Both are very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress... -
A witch Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used 'blow-up' dolls instead. She put...