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    The boy Scouts had made camp after a long hike, and that evening they sat round the campfire for some rest and recreation. Two of them began comparing notes.
    Scout A: Mine`s bigger than your`s.
    Scout B: Mine`s a lot longer than yours!.
    Scout A: No, mine s a lot longer than your`s.
    Scout B: No, your sister told my sister that mine s a lot bigger than yours.
    Scout A: OK than, let`s measure them.
    They took off their belts and hung them side by side.
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    On leaving the room she said...
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    When the man tells her it will be $300 she says loudly, 'I don`t have any money... But I would do ANYTHING to get...
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    The first one said, 'My daughter is doing very...
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