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Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have hundred rupees. I`m really horny, and I need a blow-job for hundred rupees!"
The guy there says, "OK. For this amount, we can give you a penguin."
"What`s a penguin?", asks Banta.
"You`ll see!!!"
So, the guy takes the hundred rupees and leads our horny Banta to a bedroom. Desperate Banta unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin."
Soon, a prostitute comes in and starts giving our Banta a blow job. Just as he`s about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.
Now, our Banta with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting, "HEY! WHAT`S A PENGUIN?!?"
- Shooter Banta was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
The scared Banta pleads, 'Don`t shoot, please! I`ll do as you say!'
The robber yells, 'Shut up and empty the cash register!'
Banta says, 'Okay, okay! Just don`t shoot, I have a wife and kids! I`ll do whatever you say!'
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She clears her throat, shimmies her shoulders, and says, 'Santa would you like to stay a while?'
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She replies, 'Oh, I see!' while trying to hide her knowing expression.
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It must be my husband! Ok, I`ll handle this.
She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband:
Darling, please, empty the trash.
While he is out, the other man...