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A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I`ve got a bit of a problem. I`ll have to take my clothes off to show you."
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It`s a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is.
Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?"
The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I have."
"That`s the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that his earrings aren`t made of real gold!"
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A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, 'Look, I only have... -
The Pretzel hold Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler`s trainer comes to him and says, 'Now don`t forget all the research we`ve done on this Russian. He`s never lost a match because of this `pretzel` hold he has. Whatever you do, don`t... - Shooter Banta was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
The scared Banta pleads, 'Don`t shoot, please! I`ll do as you say!'
The robber yells, 'Shut up and empty the cash register!'
Banta says, 'Okay, okay! Just don`t shoot, I have a wife and kids! I`ll do whatever you say!'
The crook takes the money and... - Waxing issue Two ship captains, Santa and Banta were sitting at the bar. Santa turned to the Banta and said, 'You know what gets me, though, is these damn sailors! Oh sure, they`re fine for the first few weeks, but on those three-month trips at sea they start getting pretty hard up. With all the whacking off going on, it`s a...
- Excited Santa Once there was a beautiful woman all alone on Christmas Eve. She stood in a see-through black negligee, holding a crystal cup, and drinking the best wine. Candles were lit on the tables and silk stockings hung over the mantle. Santa comes sliding down the chimney and starts to put things in the stockings.
She clears her throat, shimmies her shoulders, and says, 'Santa would you like to stay a while?'
Santa looks her over and says...