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    Santa took a trip to Sydney, Australia. While in a bar, an Autralian on the next stool, spoke to our Santa in a friendly manner.
    "Look," he said, "let`s have a little game. I`ll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I`ll buy you a drink. If you can`t then you buy me one. OK?"
    "Yeah, that sounds pretty fair and exciting too," said Santa.
    The Australian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn`t my brother. It wasn`t my sister. Who was it?"
    Santa scratched his head and finally, when he was tired of thinking, said, "I give up. Who was it?"
    "It was me," chortled the Australian.
    So Santa paid for the drinks.
    Back in Ludhiana Santa went into the bar and spotted Banta, "Hey Banta," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I`ll buy you a drink. If you can`t, you have to buy me one. Fair enough?"
    "Fair enough," said Banta.
    Ok...my parents had one child. It was not my brother. It was not my sister. Who was it?"
    "Search me," said Banta. "I give up, who was it?"
    "It was some Autralian, down in Sydney."
  • World War III George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?'
    The barman says, 'Yep, that`s them.'
    So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?'
    Bush says...
  • Smart idea... Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, 'Why`d you do that?'
    The trooper says...
  • Total mayhem... Banta comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food-boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
    Dishes on the counter, dog-food spilled on the floor, a broken...
  • The biggest miser! One day, Santa, Banta and their friend walked into a bar together. They proceeded to each buy a drink.
    Just as they where about to enjoy their drink, three flies landed in each of their drinks.
    Their friend pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
    Banta fished the offending fly...
  • The purrfect gift! A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he`s looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is retty, but he doesn`t seem to be much for singing.
    The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then...
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