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    Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
    Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.
    Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
    Man says: well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area.
    Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
    The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog???".
  • Road Stripers Santa, Banta, and one of their friend, Sunny, tried out for the same job as road stripers. The employer told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.
    At the end of the first day Sunny head had painted 4 miles, Banta had painted 3.5 miles, and Santa had painted...
  • World War III George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?'
    The barman says, 'Yep, that`s them.'
    So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?'
    Bush says...
  • Smart idea... Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, 'Why`d you do that?'
    The trooper says...
  • Total mayhem... Banta comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food-boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
    Dishes on the counter, dog-food spilled on the floor, a broken...
  • The biggest miser! One day, Santa, Banta and their friend walked into a bar together. They proceeded to each buy a drink.
    Just as they where about to enjoy their drink, three flies landed in each of their drinks.
    Their friend pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
    Banta fished the offending fly...
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