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Two eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question.
The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door."
The Mother Superior answers the door.
Again, the big eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question."
The little eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?"
The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here."
The big eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question."
The little eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don`t believe so."
With this the big eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. "See", he says to the little eskimo, "I told you you screwed a penguin!"
- Strange request Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates...
- Hereditary!! Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
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The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
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They settled in, started some light petting, and the American said, 'Now in America we call this hamburger.'
The gal says, 'Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too.'
The movie continues and... -
A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, 'Look, I only have...