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    A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
    Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
    The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
    Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
    "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can`t afford to lose, you shouldn`t bet."
  • Tennis Ball While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
    A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge...
  • Strange request Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates...
  • Hereditary!! Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
    'How do you account for this?' he asked the brothers.
    'It`s hereditary...
  • Green circles!! A woman goes to the doctors, and says, 'Doctor, I`ve got a bit of a problem. I`ll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
    The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
    'Well, what...
  • Swedish Sandwich An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a Swedish gal out to the movies.
    They settled in, started some light petting, and the American said, 'Now in America we call this hamburger.'
    The gal says, 'Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too.'
    The movie continues and...
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