| Banta gets home from work one day and finds his wife, Preeto has been crying "What`s wrong?" he asks. "Promise you won`t get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I`ve got a pretty pussy." "WHAT?" Banta shouts. With that Banta grabs a hockey stick from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor`s office and through the reception area. Without knocking he bursts into the doctor`s office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Banta charges up to the doctor, smashes the hockey stick down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!" The doctor replies, "I`m sorry Sir, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has Acute Angina." Angina: Often described as a heavy or squeesing pain in the midsternal area of the chest. |