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    A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
    Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word `fascinate`."
    Sally raised her hand.
    She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
    The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word `fascinate`."
    Little Johnnie raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because he was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
    Johnnie said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
  • Hitman!! One morning, Banta approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together.
    After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.'What do you do?' the guy asked.
    'I`m a salesman...
  • Acute Angina! Banta gets home from work one day and finds his wife, Preeto has been crying
    'What`s wrong?' he asks.
    'Promise you won`t get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I`ve got a pretty pussy.'
    'WHAT?' Banta shouts.
    With that Banta grabs a hockey stick from the cupboard and...
  • Pleasing everybody Santa, his son and their donkey were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.
    As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and his father, Santa to walk.
    Santa and boy decided that may be the critics were right so...
  • Sign language! A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
    Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
    The pharmacist unzips...
  • The Two Eskimos Two eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question.
    The big one nudges the little one and says, 'Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.'
    The Mother Superior answers the door.
    Again, the big eskimo nudges the little one and says...
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