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    A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when a teenage boy says, "Hey girl, I`ll give you Rs 100 to climb up that tree."
    The young girl agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the hundred rupes she recieved for climbing the tree.
    Her mother replies by saying, "Never, ever, climb that tree again, that boy just wants to look at your panties."
    The young girl promises she will never climb the tree again.
    The next day on the way to school the young girl runs into the boy again, and this time he offers her five hunred.
    She thinks a moment, and agrees. She climbs the tree and collects her money. When she gets home she brags to her mother about the five hundred she recieved just for climbing that tree.
    Once again her mother tells her never to climb the tree again, for the boy only wants to see her panties.
    The young girl responds, "Haha, I fooled him, I didn`t wear any!"
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    Mary said, 'My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted the word `fascinate`.'
    Sally raised her hand.
    She said, 'My family went to the Zoo and...
  • Defective Parrot Santa decides that maybe he`d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around, he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn`t have any feet or legs.
    Santa says out loud, 'Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
    'I was born this way,' says the parrot, 'I`m a defective parrot.'
    'Ha, ha,' Santa laughs, 'it sounded like this parrot...
  • Hitman!! One morning, Banta approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together.
    After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.'What do you do?' the guy asked.
    'I`m a salesman...
  • Acute Angina! Banta gets home from work one day and finds his wife, Preeto has been crying
    'What`s wrong?' he asks.
    'Promise you won`t get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I`ve got a pretty pussy.'
    'WHAT?' Banta shouts.
    With that Banta grabs a hockey stick from the cupboard and...
  • Pleasing everybody Santa, his son and their donkey were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.
    As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and his father, Santa to walk.
    Santa and boy decided that may be the critics were right so...
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