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An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he`s leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called `Russian Roulette`, to demonstrate one`s courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger....CLICK...empty chamber.
He hands the revolver to his African guest and says, "Your turn."
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual.CLICK....empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country. As he`s leaving, the African tells him that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette` and that he has devised an African ritual to demonstrate one`s courage.
The African then disappears through a door, only to reappear a few minutes later smiling and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."
- Roughest and Toughest One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
'I`m lookin` for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker,' he said to the bartender.
'We got her,' replied the bartender. 'She`s upstairs in the second room on the right.'
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and... - Fooled!!! A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when a teenage boy says, 'Hey girl, I`ll give you Rs 100 to climb up that tree.'
The young girl agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the hundred rupes she recieved for climbing the tree. Her mother replies... - Pushed it in!!! Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, 'Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?'
'But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled... - Fascinate!! A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Mary said, 'My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted the word `fascinate`.'
Sally raised her hand.
She said, 'My family went to the Zoo and... - Defective Parrot Santa decides that maybe he`d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around, he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn`t have any feet or legs.
Santa says out loud, 'Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
'I was born this way,' says the parrot, 'I`m a defective parrot.'
'Ha, ha,' Santa laughs, 'it sounded like this parrot...