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Banta and his wife, Preeto love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
Banta has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you`re gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks Banta.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you`d hold your wife`s breast."
Banta takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. Banta goes back to his wife with the good news, and Preeto can`t wait for her lesson. The next day Preeto goes for her lesson.
The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you`re gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the Preeto.
"Hold the club gently, just like you`d hold your husband`s penis."
Preeto listens carefully to the pro`s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway. . . about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you`re supposed to!" says the pro.
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