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A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn`t quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn`t close a large suitcase.
The groom said, "Darling, you get on top and I`ll try."
That didn`t work.
Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I`ll try."
Still no success.
So, he said, "Look. Let`s both get on top."
At that point the parrot pulled away the towel with his beak and said: "Zoo or no zoo. I just gotta see this."
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African Roulette An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he`s leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called `Russian Roulette`, to demonstrate one`s courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger... - Peeking Pastor A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.
As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'I really... - Roughest and Toughest One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
'I`m lookin` for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker,' he said to the bartender.
'We got her,' replied the bartender. 'She`s upstairs in the second room on the right.'
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and... - Fooled!!! A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when a teenage boy says, 'Hey girl, I`ll give you Rs 100 to climb up that tree.'
The young girl agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the hundred rupes she recieved for climbing the tree. Her mother replies... - Pushed it in!!! Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, 'Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?'
'But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled...