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A woman asks her husband if he`d like some breakfast.
"Chicken and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?"
"Nah," he says. "It`s this Viagra -- it`s really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time she asks, "How about a bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich"?
"Nope, it`s this Viagra," he says, "It`s really affected my appetite."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She`ll go to the store and buy him some food. Maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a pizza or a tasty stir fry that would take only a couple minutes?
"No, it`s this Viagra," he says. "It`s really really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "Could you get off me for a few minutes at least? I`m really starving!"
- Talking parrot A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn`t quit it.
The next morning... - Private lessons Banta and his wife, Preeto love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
Banta has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, 'No, no, no, you`re gripping the club way too hard!'
'Well, what should I do?' asks Banta.
'Hold the club gently,' the pro replied, 'just like you`d hold your wife`s... -
African Roulette An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he`s leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called `Russian Roulette`, to demonstrate one`s courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger... - Peeking Pastor A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.
As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'I really... - Roughest and Toughest One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
'I`m lookin` for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker,' he said to the bartender.
'We got her,' replied the bartender. 'She`s upstairs in the second room on the right.'
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and...