The inheritance!!

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    Santa and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.
    Banta said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"
    Santa said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me fifty lacs."
    "That`s not bad."
    "Hold on, I`m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew died and left me twenty lacs."
    "I`d like that."
    "Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a million."
    "The how come you look so glum?"
    "This week - nothing!"
  • Sleeping with Baby! John went to his friend`s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, 'You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby.'
    John said that he would prefer...
  • Child support! Father, 'When you go back to your Mom tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she`ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face.'
    Daughter, 'OK'
    Later that night
    Daughter, 'Mom, Dad asked me...
  • Frozen state! A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
    She sobs, 'Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him!'
    'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
    'No, mother,' the young woman laments. 'I bought a frozen chicken and...
  • Liars A minister would up the services one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.'
    On the following Sunday...
  • Intruder Santa and his wife, Jeeto had just gone to bed for the night. Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, 'I hear someone breaking in.'
    At least 2 nights a week for 20 years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. When Santa entered...
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