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A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."
- Viagra`s side effects A woman asks her husband if he`d like some breakfast.'Chicken and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?'
'Nah,' he says. 'It`s this Viagra - it`s really taken the edge off my appetite.'
At lunch time she asks, 'How about a bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe... - AIDS virus!! There was a Russian, an Italian and Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Russian said... - Talking parrot A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn`t quit it.
The next morning... - Private lessons Banta and his wife, Preeto love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
Banta has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, 'No, no, no, you`re gripping the club way too hard!'
'Well, what should I do?' asks Banta.
'Hold the club gently,' the pro replied, 'just like you`d hold your wife`s... -
African Roulette An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he`s leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called `Russian Roulette`, to demonstrate one`s courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...