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A group of people decide to prove that blondes are not really dumb. For this reason, they gather 80,000 natural blondes at Wembley stadium. A guy who`s hosting the show randomly picks out one blonde and asks her to come down to the center. They are standing at the microphone as he asks her:
"What`s two times two?"
"Five", answers the blonde and smiles.
The guy shakes his head, but the whole stadium shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then the guy asks her, "What`s three times three?"
"Eight", answers the blonde proudly.
The guy is about to let her return to her seat, but the whole stadium starts to shout again, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So the guy asks her one more question. "What`s four times four?"
"Sixteen", answers the blonde shyly.
Before the guy expresses his reaction, the whole stadium starts to shout, "Give her one more chance, give her one more chance!"
- The inheritance!! Santa and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.
Banta said, 'Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?'
Santa said, 'Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me... - Cuckoo clock Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends.
So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.
After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door... - Sleeping with Baby! John went to his friend`s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, 'You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby.'
John said that he would prefer... - Child support! Father, 'When you go back to your Mom tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she`ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face.'
Daughter, 'OK'
Later that night
Daughter, 'Mom, Dad asked me... - Frozen state! A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, 'Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him!'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother,' the young woman laments. 'I bought a frozen chicken and...