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The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G-string. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"
She replied with a wicked smile, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?"
- Swollen toe! Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off... -
Is anybody home? Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
'Father, I am sinful.'
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'Any specific problems you should tell me about?' the doctor asked.
'Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours,' she replied. 'Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?'
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His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, 'Let`s make a demonstration out of this. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with...