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    A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.
    One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems."
    The others agreed.
    Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don`t we take some time right now to hear each other out?"
    The other three agreed.
    The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."
    The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."
    The third followed with, "I`m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."
    The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I`m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can`t keep a secret..."
  • Old ghost! Santa and Banta left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.Banta screamed, 'Look at the window. There`s an old ghost`s face here!'
    Santa sped up, but the old man`s face stayed in the window. Banta rolled his window down part way...
  • Golfing lesson After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, 'Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?'
    'Yes,' the golfer responded.
    'Did you happen to hook your ball so that it...
  • Wrong side of bed!!! A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
    On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, 'Good morning sisters' and they reply in a sing song manner, 'You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.'
    This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on.
    He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says...
  • Religious Joe There was a man called Joe, who lived near a river.
    Joe was a very religious man.
    One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and he was forced to climb onto his porch roof.
    While sitting there, a man in a boat comes along and...
  • The bribe! An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
    'If you get in the car,' the driver says, 'I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy.'
    The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
    A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man...
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